The Archives


2005-03-22 - moving to a new web location
2005-03-21 - Dumpling = 2
2005-03-17 - should I fire myself?
2005-03-16 - The REAL Mental Magician
2005-03-13 - the death of hipness
2005-03-11 - Feet grow too!
2005-03-10 - the many faces of Dumpling
2005-03-09 - Breaking through the boredom
2005-03-08 - the boredom factor
2005-03-04 - suing The Gap
2005-03-03 - a thought provoking encounter
2005-03-03 - Why I don't update as often
2005-03-02 - TAR7
2005-02-28 - this and that
2005-02-24 - never mind mittenless, try bootless!
2005-02-24 - a MAJOR revelation...
2005-02-21 - Scraps and Blogs
2005-02-17 - looking for some Assvice
2005-02-16 - DADS: not coming to a tv near you!
2005-02-14 - Fluff and Fold
2005-02-14 - Strange, Strange Love
2005-02-12 - 2 years
2005-02-11 - Need a fix
2005-02-10 - Quack Quack, I'm nuts!
2005-02-08 - TAR finale thoughts
2005-02-08 - a full plate
2005-02-04 - TV addiction finally pays off!
2005-02-03 - I'm outing myself, sort of
2005-02-02 - Back from the Bugaboo Nation
2005-01-28 - queasy stomach and sense of doom
2005-01-28 - the nerdy girl's guide to winter hair
2005-01-28 - I'm an embarassement!
2005-01-28 - Chatonne, feline supermodel
2005-01-27 - save me from the quacking!
2005-01-27 - a public apology to IH
2005-01-25 - Garbage excitement
2005-01-24 - Toddler Bowling
2005-01-22 - armchair psychologist invited
2005-01-21 - a fair warning
2005-01-19 - I come to conclusions
2005-01-18 - the best and worst of packing
2005-01-17 - I'm Baaaaaack!
2005-01-11 - lesssons learned while traveleing
2005-01-06 - The missing husband
2005-01-05 - Alias returns, with a big surprise for me!
2005-01-05 - That's Master to you!
2005-01-03 - let's plug her in!
2005-01-01 - new year, new hair!
2004-12-30 - my stand on the BOB nominations
2004-12-28 - Spoiled. (not her, me!)
2004-12-28 - Spoiled. not her, me!
2004-12-26 - We survived her first holidays
2004-12-23 - Ah! it's the Shopping Crazies Season Again!
2004-12-22 - Where are the extra loads?
2004-12-22 - A Tangled Web of Wires
2004-12-20 - The Ice Age is coming back
2004-12-19 - one spoiled little girl
2004-12-16 - the 3 second delay
2004-12-15 - A look back and TV TALK
2004-12-14 - Orange is the New Pink
2004-12-14 - a quick update and questions of privacy
2004-12-09 - before and after
2004-12-06 - December 6th: a look back in history
2004-12-05 - thank god we have many bathrooms
2004-12-04 - look me up in the japanese dictionary under...
2004-12-03 - The first snow
2004-12-02 - mini-milestones abound
2004-11-30 - Heaven in a cup
2004-11-29 - I had a *good* time
2004-11-26 - new obsessions
2004-11-25 - moving on, a little bit.
2004-11-22 - silent treatment
2004-11-21 - What goes on behind closed doors
2004-11-19 - Mommy and me shopping day
2004-11-18 - Butt pictures!
2004-11-17 - Screaming wrestlers, blue hair and horns: TAR 6!!!!
2004-11-16 - Have you seen my baby? The Boobahs took my baby!
2004-11-15 - Testing motherhood, by a professional!!!!
2004-11-09 - the first santa argument
2004-11-04 - High Brow Spam
2004-11-03 - Offering room and board across the border
2004-11-01 - Cute Dumpling photos!
2004-10-27 - Very Bad Parents
2004-10-21 - Love Triangle
2004-10-19 - A Blast from the Past
2004-10-17 - Don't look!
2004-10-14 - K is for kidney, S is for.....
2004-10-12 - measuring up the Dumpling
2004-10-07 - Is that banana-flavored antibiotics on your sweater?
2004-10-04 - the trials of motherhood
2004-10-02 - Bodily Fluids
2004-09-30 - my days in numbers
2004-09-28 - another bad-mommy moment
2004-09-24 - meet my inlaws
2004-09-24 - I'm still here!
2004-09-21 - dancing numbers
2004-09-19 - we've survived!
2004-09-15 - Mortimer's mom and the no good, very bad, terrible day
2004-09-14 - My first play group
2004-09-14 - random thoughts
2004-09-10 - Crustacian Nation
2004-09-09 - I'm so darn clever
2004-09-08 - I'm dumb, and they've proven it!
2004-09-07 - a warning to moms-to-be
2004-09-03 - a milestone in our family
2004-09-01 - a very JAPpy day....
2004-08-31 - a modern day Quest
2004-08-28 - My life in Music
2004-08-28 - A date with Norah, and the husband!
2004-08-26 - olympian in training
2004-08-23 - I'm a bad mommy
2004-08-20 - TGIF, goddammit!
2004-08-17 - An Ode to Window Treatments
2004-08-15 - busy bee
2004-08-15 - busy bee
2004-08-14 - PMS + Toddler = lots of midol
2004-08-11 - giving you the silent treatment
2004-08-03 - weekend roundup
2004-07-29 - one funny girl
2004-07-28 - I'd like to buy a vowel
2004-07-25 - I'm soooo Suburban
2004-07-23 - Update on Terror in the Skies
2004-07-23 - more on dumpling bonding
2004-07-23 - is that Karma biting????
2004-07-22 - a reality check
2004-07-20 - Adjusting my risk level: a serious entry
2004-07-18 - that's one ball, not two
2004-07-16 - Just stick it on...
2004-07-13 - Ponchos and Gauchos
2004-07-13 - Holy 80's flashback Batman!
2004-07-13 - domestic diva I'm not
2004-07-10 - investing in earplugs
2004-07-07 - another fabulous day!
2004-07-06 - oh what a wonderful day!
2004-07-06 - happy bday to me!
2004-07-03 - yoga-wear mommy
2004-07-02 - back among the connected
2004-06-18 - just another day in the neighbourhood
2004-06-16 - Motherhood: what the heck do I know????
2004-06-14 - settling in
2004-06-14 - settling in
2004-06-07 - from Beijing
2004-06-07 - from Beijing
2001-01-03 - a pic nic on the bus
2001-01-03 - a laughing typist.
2001-01-01 - where to find the pictures
2001-01-01 - mom for 1 day!
2004-05-30 - first morning in guangzhou
2004-05-29 - China night one
2004-05-27 - the last entry
2004-05-26 - he's coming and I'm almost ready!
2004-05-23 - 2 dinners, a move and a hospital visit....
2004-05-20 - the limping rabbi
2004-05-18 - wanna break a Rabbi's knees?
2004-05-17 - 4 pictures, no words
2004-05-15 - Crayola crayons:1, me: 0
2004-05-13 - The countdown officially begins
2004-05-11 - a hodgepodge of topics
2004-05-08 - 44 pounds
2004-05-07 - The other shoe drops....
2004-05-06 - Saying goodbye
2004-05-05 - Remember the time when....
2004-05-05 - Try again tomorrow
2004-05-03 - watch out for grandpa!
2004-05-03 - Guilty and embarassed, but thankful!
2004-04-30 - Sharing a secret
2004-04-29 - the guilt of spending
2004-04-29 - a little ticked
2004-04-27 - Come on ladies, Light my fire
2004-04-26 - Knobs, knobs, knobs...
2004-04-24 - baby on the brain, and in the wallet!
2004-04-21 - Hit refresh!
2004-04-20 - Only here can Omarosa and Rocco co-exist!
2004-04-19 - revealing secrets
2004-04-18 - creating memories
2004-04-17 - motherhood panic
2004-04-15 - poor fashion sense???
2004-04-14 - So many feelings
2004-04-14 - My first day in the Mommy club
2004-04-13 - Wait! We have a Dumpling!
2004-04-13 - no call today
2004-04-13 - A watched pot never boils
2004-04-12 - Waiting to exhale
2004-04-10 - Song of the Waiting Mother
2004-04-09 - All Dumpling, all the time!
2004-04-08 - Valium Please!
2004-04-08 - loving bad TV
2004-04-07 - The things I learned....
2004-04-06 - Being Grateful
2004-04-04 - Why is tonight different?
2004-04-02 - Belonging
2004-03-31 - Empty tank
2004-03-30 - This is out of control!
2004-03-28 - The Passover Shark
2004-03-28 - T minus 5 hours
2004-03-26 - a few butterflies
2004-03-25 - A strange land
2004-03-24 - Packing it all in
2004-03-21 - Got my period, lost my mind!
2004-03-19 - the reason we should never meet
2004-03-18 - No, I'm not. But thank you for pointing it out.
2004-03-17 - Anyone seen a period?
2004-03-16 - I'm back baby!
2004-03-11 - blogging fromt eh plane #2
2004-03-11 - blogging from the plane #1
2004-03-09 - friends and family
2004-03-08 - Somebody lend me a baby
2004-03-05 - Mortimersmom Omnimedia
2004-03-05 - Ding Dong! The witches are gone!
2004-03-03 - Baby Fairy Tale
2004-03-03 - the pretty little procrastinator
2004-03-02 - Bubby would have been proud.
2004-02-27 - drama at 11 am - not!
2004-02-25 - What the f*ck????
2004-02-25 - Oh what a night!
2004-02-23 - I'm a Charlotte.
2004-02-23 - Candy and Me
2004-02-22 - Eat one, Knit two
2004-02-22 - My stick addiction returns
2004-02-20 - Change is in the air
2004-02-18 - She bangs!
2004-02-18 - A lesson in injections
2004-02-18 - Going under the scissors
2004-02-17 - Are you freaking kidding me????
2004-02-16 - I knew I wasn't alone!
2004-02-15 - A big, big, baby step
2004-02-14 - Ode to Lost Mittens
2004-02-13 - no dumb customers allowed
2004-02-12 - Bikini Wax Etiquette
2004-02-12 - the Ahoy Matee Pity Party
2004-02-11 - San Franciso Treat
2004-02-11 - Pantry Raiders make Good Neighbours
2004-02-05 - Rebel with a Clothing Cause
2004-02-05 - It's not always all about me
2004-02-04 - A Julie Groupie
2004-02-04 - baby boy blue
2004-02-03 - I refuse to look like Deidre Hall
2004-02-03 - baby gift quandry
2004-02-02 - San Francisco bound
2004-01-31 - what a bad wife I am.
2004-01-30 - Take a look! I'm kissing a Guanaca!
2004-01-29 - I'm back!!!!!!!
2004-01-19 - greetings from the edge of the earth
2004-01-10 - Confessions of an over-packer
2004-01-10 - time is ticking!!!!
2004-01-09 - what's a Super Hero Scarf you asked....
2004-01-08 - Michelin man goes pink
2004-01-08 - OK, I'll pack now....
2004-01-07 - my husband, the great inspiration
2004-01-07 - aunt flo, where'd you go???
2004-01-06 - All Aboard! Bring on the Shuffle board.
2004-01-06 - in love with Airline
2004-01-05 - it's Live! with Nick and Jessica!
2004-01-05 - monday morning
2004-01-04 - the end of procrastination as we know it!
2004-01-02 - the pink polka
2004-01-02 - Dark Violet, if you say so.
2004-01-01 - a new day
2003-12-31 - the last entry.... of the year!
2003-12-31 - the last entry.... of the year!
2003-12-28 - life is good
2003-12-27 - too cool for words
2003-12-24 - holiday spirit
2003-12-23 - Green recipes needed.
2003-12-22 - virtual retail therapy
2003-12-22 - Gifts! More Gifts!
2003-12-21 - fun fun fun
2003-12-17 - cooking and sewing!
2003-12-12 - coming out of the fog
2003-12-11 - rejoining the living
2003-12-07 - the end.
2003-12-05 - AAARRGGGH! (best title I could come up with)
2003-12-04 - Day 15, still no end in sight
2003-12-02 - shoes and bonding
2003-11-30 - I shouldn't wear any underwear
2003-11-28 - slowly but surely
2003-11-26 - Ovaries for sale? Anyone?
2003-11-25 - not so *real* reality
2003-11-23 - Easier with booze
2003-11-21 - Two for One Friday
2003-11-21 - Hot Flashes.
2003-11-20 - here we go!
2003-11-19 - Train #3 leaving for Crazy Hormoneville
2003-11-18 - one sick puppy
2003-11-16 - Quite an evening of entertainment
2003-11-14 - mini weather scare
2003-11-13 - my first real job
2003-11-12 - a friend in need, a friend indeed
2003-11-11 - getting back on the roller coaster
2003-11-09 - a bidding war ensued
2003-11-07 - 14 cubic feet of frozen storage
2003-11-06 - big calves and blossom
2003-11-05 - it's time to take out the holiday cards
2003-11-04 - snow flakes and pink coat
2003-10-31 - pure, evil, genius!
2003-10-29 - when all else fails, think about TV
2003-10-29 - an open letter to g-d.
2003-10-28 - Shopping, more shopping, and oh yeah, a famous person!
2003-10-23 - A star is born.
2003-10-22 - Viva Las Vegas.. NOT!
2003-10-21 - that's on short skirt!
2003-10-17 - sniff my butt
2003-10-16 - slip cover mania
2003-10-14 - that's a lot of dog hair
2003-10-10 - pistachio ice cream
2003-10-09 - Canada goes Queer
2003-10-08 - juggling act
2003-10-07 - busy much....
2003-10-03 - little orphan Annie
2003-10-02 - everyone, this is Lucy....
2003-10-01 - high heels
2003-09-30 - fall shoes
2003-09-29 - Back with a vengence
2003-09-25 - bring on the apples and honey!
2003-09-22 - still very busy, but here's what I've been doing....
2003-09-16 - busy bee
2003-09-15 - clean your house!
2003-09-12 - I need advice
2003-09-11 - two years later
2003-09-10 - a mute linguist
2003-09-08 - monday morning slow-down
2003-09-04 - just catching up
2003-09-02 - people, stop stealing!
2003-08-28 - my skirt on TV
2003-08-27 - Canada Rocks!
2003-08-27 - bye bye Jenny, hello bobbie-sue
2003-08-26 - observations of a 2-year-old retailer
2003-08-25 - good times
2003-08-23 - Self-doubt and Teresa Strausser
2003-08-22 - It's raining gay men!
2003-08-21 - sunscreen on your private parts
2003-08-19 - airport delays, a couple of floods and a blackout: WE'RE BACK!
2003-08-08 - Speak English? Go to Hell!
2003-08-07 - I'm leaving on a jet plane
2003-08-06 - I'm an adult now
2003-08-05 - brought to you by the letter P, for PAIN.
2003-08-04 - thanks Beantown, let's do it again soon.
2003-08-01 - Newbury street, here I come...
2003-07-31 - I told you so!
2003-07-30 - Richard murdered Maxine!!!!!
2003-07-28 - people, it's monday, don't expect much!
2003-07-25 - Should I emigrate for better TV?
2003-07-24 - I'm a criminal
2003-07-23 - The good kind of tired
2003-07-22 - funky in boston?
2003-07-21 - I met her and I wasn't even trying!
2003-07-18 - on the hunt for kelly ripa
2003-07-17 - doggy memories
2003-07-16 - so-called REALITY tv
2003-07-15 - you're still a woman
2003-07-14 - getting through it
2003-07-11 - it's a no go.
2003-07-10 - pretty thoughts, pretty shoes
2003-07-09 - pretty shoes and frozen banana leaves
2003-07-08 - Idol Fever hits Canada!
2003-07-07 - Waiting for your blow up doll?
2003-07-07 - a very exciting morning.....
2003-07-04 - entertainment round-up
2003-07-03 - the non-exciting upcoming b-day
2003-07-03 - early morning starvation
2003-07-02 - canada day - day of great rest
2003-06-30 - Mortimer can swim and I haven't lost my mind yet
2003-06-27 - phil's red turtleneck
2003-06-27 - believe it or not, we got 2
2003-06-26 - not gonna happen
2003-06-26 - yummy yum yum
2003-06-25 - rocking from one cheek to the other
2003-06-20 - 4.2%!!!!!
2003-06-19 - warning: banners ahead
2003-06-19 - she emptied the treat jar!
2003-06-18 - the smell of a newborn goes a long way
2003-06-17 - no surge
2003-06-17 - baby blues
2003-06-16 - won't you sit with me, please?
2003-06-12 - Here we go again!
2003-06-12 - Here we go again!
2003-06-11 - Not feeling it in my bones.
2003-06-10 - my mother in laws "cooking"
2003-06-09 - gums showing noticeable improvement
2003-06-08 - yard work and cupcakes
2003-06-06 - We have fence-post... well, the holes at least!
2003-06-05 - clean up in aisle 4
2003-06-05 - disconnected
2003-06-04 - Things are falling into place
2003-06-03 - When you need a dose of reality, try a documentary
2003-06-02 - Nowhere in Africa
2003-06-02 - Now serving you on Mondays too.
2003-06-01 - new girl
2003-05-30 - All aboard the Amanda/Chris love train!
2003-05-29 - I didn't need to know that
2003-05-28 - Want a job? I'll give you one!
2003-05-23 - Confessions of an over-packer
2003-05-22 - A Modern Fairy Tale of Revenge
2003-05-20 - Turning into my mother
2003-05-18 - breaking up is hard to do
2003-05-15 - Stock pile of Pringles
2003-05-14 - She's So Unusual
2003-05-14 - No Day-Glo orange here!
2003-05-13 - Spring has Sprung Season Finales
2003-05-09 - Welcome back to the real world
2003-05-08 - It's done!
2003-05-04 - two for the price of one
2003-05-01 - painting 101
2003-04-30 - starting to loose it
2003-04-29 - don't you always bring a stove home from vacation?
2003-04-25 - Bread, sweet bread.
2003-04-24 - life is in the way of TV
2003-04-23 - Do right by me.
2003-04-22 - Not-So Super Strong Magnutz
2003-04-22 - what should I do with my life?
2003-04-20 - Meeting The Boss
2003-04-16 - No longer a penny stock
2003-04-16 - It's Manaschewitz time!
2003-04-15 - start fattening your legs, please!
2003-04-13 - giddy and crappy all rolled up in one
2003-04-11 - We don't want any. Thank you very much.
2003-04-10 - the things people search for....
2003-04-09 - un-inspired
2003-04-08 - do you know a fence guy?
2003-04-06 - You can buy ME!
2003-04-06 - this and that weekend wrap-up
2003-04-04 - where are they now?
2003-04-04 - impressions of youth court
2003-04-03 - Mashed potato martini????
2003-04-02 - happy holidays, happy insomnia
2003-04-01 - terryfing search
2003-04-01 - Procrastination-itis
2003-03-31 - Evil Francie did it!
2003-03-30 - Changes in the air....
2003-03-28 - 5 Random thoughts on a Friday Afternoon
2003-03-28 - moving on
2003-03-27 - it didn't work
2003-03-25 - the power of pink
2003-03-24 - Crusing on auto-pilot
2003-03-23 - is it rock bottom yet?
2003-03-21 - Falling Down Blue
2003-03-20 - happy thoughts for a crappy day
2003-03-20 - Retro Comfort
2003-03-19 - right ovary on early retirement and other misadventures of the past 5 days
2003-03-14 - French Canadian funnies
2003-03-14 - Jolt-Cola Jitters
2003-03-13 - Bring on the Peregon!
2003-03-12 - Gallery of Regrettable foods take 2
2003-03-12 - Post SWEEPS lul
2003-03-11 - the 50's are back with a vengence!
2003-03-11 - crawling out of my skin
2003-03-09 - major redecorations
2003-03-09 - you know you're hormonal when....
2003-03-07 - worries
2003-03-06 - just a test
2003-03-06 - Up and At 'em!
2003-03-05 - day 5 - more tired
2003-03-04 - Exhaustion sets in already
2003-03-01 - first entry, first shot of bucerylin


Copyright Mortimerís Mom 2004. But just ask, I give my permission easily!